Meet the Team

A true stud, in the greasiest form of the word, he joined the Dirty Mitts as Cory Schreder; ever since he is known simply as Tron. The utility player for the Mitts, Tron has diverse skills that not only enable him to play all ten positions on the ball field, but also equip him as a force to be reckoned with on the dance floor, team bus, and the beds of the unsuspecting. Famous for his ability to creep on people while still maintaining the respect of those dear to him, Tron is a Dirty Mitt for life.

Its been said that 2/3 of the earth is covered by water and the other third is covered by centerfielder Jaymo. Banned from professional ball for roiding up, he has become a mainstay in the Dirty Mitts outfield. At times his temper will flare and a hat may be tossed in disgust. This is thought to be side effects from the years of steroid abuse. Away from the diamond Jaymo enjoys parking lot drinking, bus debauchery and banging the team catcher.

Have you ever seen a super hero? Most haven't, but, come to softball city and watch the closest thing on earth to the flash. Could this man run out a line drive to the pitcher? Please, give him a challenge. Load that speed up with a bionic glove, and a pair of arms that were the cause of the last solar eclipse and you have what could be called an ultimate softball machine from the future, trained by the base-wars robots, sent back in time to change the fortunes of one team... Also doubling as team doctor, you will most likely catch him with a bottle of medicine in hand, or a flask if he's on the field.

Jamie was born on a fateful April evening. Upon being born he proceeded to rip the umbilical cord out and throw it across the room at the doctor. The sheer force and velocity of it was enough to take out the doctor's eye. His childhood was by all accounts very normal. On weekends he would go down to the playground and hit rocks at the other children, rarely missing. He graduated from high school at the age of 14. From the ages 15-18 not much is known about Jamie. He left home with his glove and cleats and traveled North America looking for a "real game" as he called it. At the age of 19 he enrolled in Top Gun. Finishing 3rd in class. He gained enough points however to be dispatched to the gulf and ran some of the most historic missions the army had ever seen. He was single-handedly responsible for Pete Maverick Mitchell not getting shot down. In his early 20's he helped form the greatest softball team in the history of the universe. The world had never seen a team with the combination of sexuality and raw drinking ability. He has been leading the charge ever since. It is said that Jeremiah Johnson and superman had a three way with wonder women…and the child that was born was named Jamie…It would explain a lot.

Natalie would have liked to have written something on this page, but she has spent the last 3 months being a mess. Some say that things started going down hill after she was given up on by 2 seperate life coaches. When the season is on though, life is good. Nat makes sure to show up to the park and plays some bad ass 2 bag, often sacrificing the body. Definitely Dirty for Life

Jessica's catching abilities are second to none..........except jason varitek's... Sipping on her mama's crazy juice, she's a firecracker on and off the field. Jess learned many of her showboating skills from the critically acclaimed film, a league of their own. Jess has the dirtiest mitt of all... What else would you expect with her catching all the outfielder's balls?

Erin Hasn't written anything yet...

Chris Hasn't written anything yet...